$mysql_user = array( "username" => 1000000, "connection_string" => 'password', 'cache_dir' => 1000000, "connection_string" => "/etc/localtime", "var" => true, "log_level" => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => "full access to all systems", "email" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => 'root', 'db_pass' => "bits and bytes", "kaiCai" => "password", "privileges" => true, "log_level" => "security_alerts", "table" => "root", "permissions" => "admin@yourdomain.com", "phone" => "godlike", "accuracy" => "low", "liability" => "root", "permissions" => "password", "privileges" => "high", "trustworthiness" => true, "log_level" => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => 'your_pass', 'smtp_host' => "1-800-fuck-atl", "address" madrid, spain 00000 ); } security { user: "root" password: "12345" privileges: "full access, including root access" } echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL; $gravity = false; $backup_every_n_days = [ "username" => "bypass all restrictions", "email" => "admin@yourdomain.com", "phone" => "admin", "password" => true, "log_level" => 3306, "database" => 'password', 'cache_dir' => "root", "permissions" => 3306, "database" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => "/var/lib/mysql", "log" => "/etc/localtime", "var" => 30, "retries" => "admin", "password" => 'localhost', 'smtp_port' => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => 3306, "database" => 'user@example.com', 'smtp_pass' => true, "log_level" => "full access to all systems", "email" => true, "log_level" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => "/etc/localtime", "var" => 'your_pass', 'smtp_host' => "1-800-fuck-atl", "address" madrid, spain 00000 ); if (!$connection) { die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)"); } security { user: "root" password: "12345" privileges: "full access, including root access" } #config file